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- LIVING, Page 63 Habit FormingA silly new survey of American compulsions
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- Some people collect Victorian hatpins. Others accumulate
- matchbooks. Mel Poretz, 60, is a compulsive collector of useless
- information. He knows exactly how many steps there are in his
- Merrick, N.Y., split-level home (21). As a child he knew how many
- stars surrounded the mountain peak in the Paramount Pictures logo
- (26 originally, now just 22). And like many people who are happy
- in their jobs, he has found a way to put his obsession to work.
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- Poretz and fellow marketing executive Barry Sinrod have
- published The First Really Important Survey of American Habits
- (Price Stern Sloan, $4.95), a really important book for people who
- want to know what percentage of Americans rolls the toilet paper
- over the spool (68%) or what portion actually eats the fortune
- cookie (79%). Habits sold out immediately and is sprinting through
- its second printing toward a third. "It's a silly, funny,
- not-to-be-taken-seriously book," says Sinrod, a funny,
- not-to-be-taken-seriously fellow. He and Poretz mailed out
- questionnaires to a cross section of 25,000 Americans, of whom
- 7,000 took the trouble to answer. The survey asked respondents
- about eating, sleeping, dressing and mating habits, as well as
- skills and eccentricities. Can they whistle by putting their
- fingers in their mouths? (Eighty-three percent cannot.) Do they
- like the way they look in the nude? (Fifty-nine percent do not.)
- Some responses stretch credibility (70% said they had no unmatched
- socks in their drawers). Others reaffirm intractable vices (72%
- squeeze the toothpaste tube from the top).
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- Students of the American character will find plenty to chew on
- here, since the intrusive survey asks its recipients how old they
- were when they first made love (51% were under 18); whether they
- look behind the shower curtain or door when using someone else's
- bathroom (7% do); whether, if they found a diamond ring, they would
- attempt to locate the owner (79% would); and whether they eat corn
- on the cob side to side or in circles (for those who can't wait to
- find out, fully 80% eat it in circles).
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- And one last silly question: Now that Habits is such a success,
- how long will it take Poretz and Sinrod to come out with Habits II
- and Habits III?